Brer Hound
Our doctrine truely tells of a savior of all caninedom that would come unto us as like unto a bitch in heat.
And I quote from the scripture.
The Gospel according to St. Mastiff.
Chapter 2:
9: As it been prophesied of old that there would be a straggling stray of a mutt come into the territory of all dogs to uncorrupt the perverted manners given unto all dogs by their monkey task masters.
10: And, Yea, this dog would be come into the den, yea, the den of all dogs, to unleash them, yea even all of them, from the monkey-kind perversions of manners and corruptions that have been passed down in bondage from bitch to puppy since time began.
11: As sure as the Lord is Dog, a litter can have many sires and all puppies are equal in the sight of the almighty bitch, save it be the runt, for which, even the hind teat would be salvation from the everlasting bondage of monkey-kind and the kibbles there from.
12: And Woah unto those, that like the fallen shedded fur of a cur dog, heed not unto these prophecies; For though they will want to lie in the shadow to cool, Nay, they will whine, and howl, and gnash their teeth.
13: Yea, they will pant in the heat of the midday sun and their tongues will swell and grow long and drag in the dust of the earth and they shall suffer all manner of burrs and tics and the fleas of many a pestilence.
14: And I say unto you, oh den of poodles and spanials, heed the sounds of this stray cur dog, for the barkings and growlings therefrom will be as from the Lord Thy Dog.
As you see my brother Roverspot, there is no mention of this messiah being a Son of that pedegree, nor is there any mention that this savior could be sacrificed in the womb.
You whine of Blasphemy like unto the Furretics. Look into your olefactory and sniff the scent of that which I have wagged unto you. Repent unto the Lord Thy Dog and be unleashed !
Brer Hound
Agnostic1
And I quote from the scripture.
The Gospel according to St. Mastiff.
Chapter 2:
9: As it been prophesied of old that there would be a straggling stray of a mutt come into the territory of all dogs to uncorrupt the perverted manners given unto all dogs by their monkey task masters.
10: And, Yea, this dog would be come into the den, yea, the den of all dogs, to unleash them, yea even all of them, from the monkey-kind perversions of manners and corruptions that have been passed down in bondage from bitch to puppy since time began.
11: As sure as the Lord is Dog, a litter can have many sires and all puppies are equal in the sight of the almighty bitch, save it be the runt, for which, even the hind teat would be salvation from the everlasting bondage of monkey-kind and the kibbles there from.
12: And Woah unto those, that like the fallen shedded fur of a cur dog, heed not unto these prophecies; For though they will want to lie in the shadow to cool, Nay, they will whine, and howl, and gnash their teeth.
13: Yea, they will pant in the heat of the midday sun and their tongues will swell and grow long and drag in the dust of the earth and they shall suffer all manner of burrs and tics and the fleas of many a pestilence.
14: And I say unto you, oh den of poodles and spanials, heed the sounds of this stray cur dog, for the barkings and growlings therefrom will be as from the Lord Thy Dog.
As you see my brother Roverspot, there is no mention of this messiah being a Son of that pedegree, nor is there any mention that this savior could be sacrificed in the womb.
You whine of Blasphemy like unto the Furretics. Look into your olefactory and sniff the scent of that which I have wagged unto you. Repent unto the Lord Thy Dog and be unleashed !
Brer Hound
Agnostic1
